I’m fulfilling my life long dream of being a bartender here at my company’s client party (ok, I haven’t set my sights that low, no offense life-long bartenders). It’s KA-RAAZZY

edit 9:18 pm: holy shit, it’s only 9?! I’m such a tool.

edit 11:46 pm: No, really, I’m a huge tool. And I’m exhausted. But I made 6 bucks in tips, suckers (5 others went to Andrew helping me out, ironically he doesn’t drink at all and knows nothing of alcohol.) *Sigh.